• notceps [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    See this is why the CIA can't do coups anymore because it's filled with these dorks that think themselves as either the next Tom Clancy and Dave Chappelle but really they are just some guy putting in frequencies in some spreadsheet and getting paid to reddit really hard. Like who gives a fuck about Patton anymore what a gigantic loser lmao, what's next is he gonna quote Kitchener on how to solve the middle east?

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      there's likely a connection between the limited pool of whitebread squares the CIA is able to hire and their inability to do good HUMINT anymore. thinking of that hilarious recruiting commercial where the CIA hire lists off how incredibly diverse she is

      • MaoistLandlord [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        CIA can’t even find enough people who can understand Chinese lol. With the rampant sinophobia on the rise, I imagine that shortage will increase even more

      • Deadend [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        They won’t hire people who have smoked weed. Well not directly. The CIA has ridiculous standards for hires that basically block out everyone.