It was double parked in the bike lane without blinkers on and with nobody inside of it. If it didn't happen to me I would have sworn this is made up, it was way too on point. I couldn't believe it.
It was double parked in the bike lane without blinkers on and with nobody inside of it. If it didn't happen to me I would have sworn this is made up, it was way too on point. I couldn't believe it.
that he was outside at all makes me doubt the story
giggling quietly to myself in my bedroom
"fuckin grass-toucher"