It was double parked in the bike lane without blinkers on and with nobody inside of it. If it didn't happen to me I would have sworn this is made up, it was way too on point. I couldn't believe it.
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I think we all know what didn't happen here
giggling quietly to myself in my bedroom
"fuckin grass-toucher"
remember, comrades. the grass is lava if you must face the yellow face and its burning flames
Pro tip: if at the sun spit on it to get a spite shaped stain.
bro went outside
