you might say that she just made a minor slip of the tongue but youd be wrong

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    Kamala's going to assassinate Biden like the CIA assassinated Fidel.

    It's going to be eight years of ACME gadgets while Kamala runs off cliffs and gets hit by trains. Then Biden will just fade out of existence like old paint, and Kamala will be President six weeks before Tom Cotton is sworn in.

      • VolcelPolice [any]
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        4 years ago

        Kamala is way above Joe with a wrecking ball ready. As soon as she sees Joe coming she releases it, but just before it hits him he bends down to pick up a penny. All Kamala can do is watch in horror as the wrecking ball swings back up at her. She's sent flying into the sky, disappearing with an audible gleam.

      • Swoosegoose [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Alternatively she starts running in a circle while the shadow of the anvil follows her and gets bigger.