Apparently the question asked was: "What do I do if my girlfriend is dumb?"
My jaw dropped multiple times reading this. Just holy shit, dude. I felt like the only way to regain any sanity afterwards was to share it here to let Hexbear roast this loser.
Or she was dumb and could still tell the difference between being treated like a person vs. a pet
What I'm saying is that the fact she managed to get out of that relationship within a month shows smarts. Either way she's leagues smarter than this moron.
Oh totally