materialism is when you get kicked out of a club because it is actually impossible to saw someone in half and put them back together
Thesis: there is nothing in my hat.
Antithesis: I will now pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Synthesis: it was magic.
My uncle stole my nose when I was 4
I will kill him and take his nose one day
Almost nobody has less of a right to say "touch grass" than I do. However,
I would say something along the line of "touch grass" but I've met foreign leftists in the wild that said stuff like this. Still remember that nyc anarchist saying fitness culture and Hallmark films were fascist and reminiscent of Nazi Germany. How those people expect to have their ideology penetrate the rural US and the South is a mystery to me.
They don't. They have nothing but sterile contempt for most Americans, especially the rural and Southern ones.
Nice I was at work when I replied I was hoping someone would post that link
do - do they think that magic shows have real magic happening instead of illusions and sleight of hand?
Yes, everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world.
The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I always wear a dirty ushanka , do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper.
In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten.
Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. Orthodox Marxism requires that true communists purge opportunists whenever they appear. Opportunism is anyone who disagrees with me, drinks fluoride, or owns a smart phone.
My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home. My fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist.
There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I was inside the T34 when it was shipped to Wisconsin and I am the reason the junkyard is abandoned.
I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism).
My sole source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol.
I invented the bat’leth while debating Gene Rodenberry on the dialectical materialism of Posadism. This was, of course, before I was unjustly fired from the production crew of Star Trek for declaring a protracted people’s war against RKO Pictures and setting William Shatner on fire. I continue this liberatory struggle to this day by shipping mail bombs to the Paramount studio lot hidden within packages disguised as edible arrangements addressed to “Gary ‘D. B.’ Cooper”.
I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. I was briefly contained within Fort Detrick, but cured my long covid with smallpox spores after escaping and returning home.
William F Buckley and I wrote hate mail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together.
The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor.
Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls.
When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.
George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together.
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Late Carlin was more political diatribe written by one of the funniest people/better wordsmith out there than jokes but he could do that cause he also did jokes, had the chops to make it still funny regardless and had genuine insight. And that was after he had a 30 year career of being a bit more silly. He had a finely honed craft before really diving down that road. Anyone trying to be George Carlin is a pretender to the throne at best. It's arrogant to even attempt what he was doing near the end of his career before getting really really really good at comedy first. Now it's why people attempt stand up in the first place.
Those seem pretty ideal. I downloaded a lot of knowledge about the world from Louis CK for a while. Had to go rewatch a bunch of his shit after the sex pest stufd dropped so I could sort out what to deprogram. And as a teenager I learned about relationships and sex from Comedy Central Presents and a bunch of the movies that that channel aired. And learned about race as a white kid in a practically-still-segregated town from Kat Williams and Carlos Mencia. It was real bad.
I think the eternal iffy but overall funny dude Norm MacDonald had a decent dunk on that where he points out that's really insulting to philosophers and points out its a real ass field that people work their lives on. They aren't in comedy clubs cause they're busy reading philosophy and learning shit.
the greatest compliment you could pay our beloved frivolous comedians and magicians is indeed that they are brainwashers and architects of the mind
lmao :data-laughing:
I suspect the "actual factual CIA asset" might be taking the piss but I don't care enough to look it up.
go ahead. post another "take". tell me that eating hot dogs is ableist. say jackbox games doesnt center bipoc voices. accuse a famous person of grooming their younger spouse. come up with a woke way to say race mixing is wrong. call me gay for liking dessert.
Doing my routine of dropping apples and measuring their acceleration :big-cool:
