Absolute cum stain of a film, ruined an already brutally stupid premise set up by TFA. Eat my whole ass hexbear, I’m not going to hitch my ride to this shit because it tripped half way into making a good point with some vaguely sucdem rhetoric.

Just trash all around, its sequel was king trash only because this bullshit laid the groundwork for trash. A fucking structural engineer had to design a solid trash foundation for that steaming pile of shit ROS. Most boring movie I’ve seen in theaters. 3+ hours of diahrrea o stg if i see another post praising this movie I’m going to eat my shit. Shape the fuck up, this movie sucks.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    There's even some metaphysical jank that even in the movie's logic crumbles under scrutiny.

    Fine, Luke faked out Kylo Ren with a big fat gotcha and then gotcha'd himself by dying after faking out his own death. But the suddenly very symbolically important magic dice linger after Luke's death vanish just long enough to vanish in Kylo Ren's hand. It's not impossible, just... silly. It puts significance into something that was never significant before and gives it supernatural presence that it never had.