• SerLava [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Pretty off topic but I once read a Wookiepedia article about a star wars character, all this biographical and historical information, and then at some point in the article, out of absolutely nowhere, it was like

    "when approached by his enemy Some Guy, he activated three Sith orbs to shield himself. After Some Guy destroyed one of the orbs, he sent in a squad of stormtroopers as a distraction until the remaining two orbs could reactivate his shield. When Some Guy destroyed the second orb, he sent another squad of stormtroopers, but he was further hurt in the ensuing fight. The shield came back online under one orb, and at this point he unleashed three waves of force lightning at Some Guy, who managed to dodge each wave and destroy the final orb. At this point he was fully vulnerable and Some Guy killed him with his blaster"

    The writers literally just launched into a play by play description of some fucking playstation 1 game, Christs sake