• dead [he/him]
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    24 days ago

    Conservatives don't realize that Dwight Schrute and Ron Swanson are parodies which mock conservatives.

    • AlicePraxis [any]
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      24 days ago

      part of the problem is that Ron Swanson is portrayed as a likeable character, he's a liberal fantasy of a conservative with a heart of gold

      I do like the concept of the character though. an anti-governnent libertarian who works in government for the sole purpose of ensuring that nothing actually gets done makes for a great satire of conservatives

      it's especially funny since he works for the parks department, one of the most unequivocally good government services. like it's so evil to block the development of free public spaces that provide recreation and community, of all things. if only the writers weren't huge libs and actually portrayed him as the villain that he is

      • dead [he/him]
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        24 days ago

        His main character flaw is that he's deeply insecure and emotionally immature. For the entire 6 seasons he's afraid that people will find out that he plays saxophone because he thinks it will emasculate him. Conservatives don't recognize this character flaw because they have the same character flaw in themselves.

    • @SSJ2Marx
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      24 days ago

      Have you ever wondered what it would be like if every one of Family Guy's cutaway jokes was just the attack helicopter joke?

    • JayTwo [any]
      hexbear
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      23 days ago

      Complete with a character voiced by Patrick Warburton.

      • Redcuban1959 [any]
        hexbear
        3
        23 days ago

        Wait, really?? I knew Patrick was a conservative, but I didn't knew he was in the Daily Wire clone of Family Guy

            • JayTwo [any]
              hexbear
              3
              22 days ago

              No it's sadly real and on The Daily Wire's new streaming service, which is also sadly real.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    8
    23 days ago

    but if you were lost in the woods, would you rather come across a bear or a twink

  • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]
    hexbear
    6
    23 days ago

    Actually, Mr. Birch is incredibly comfortable in his sexuality. That's why he won't get upset when people assume he's gay, nor does he see it as an insult. Thus he can comfortably drink from a cup that says "I <3 wood"