https://nitter.1d4.us/MattDietrichTX/status/1646465779939041281

  • DialecticalShaman [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    No he said that being so wet that a bucket and mop were literally needed to clean up was a medical condition. He was doing his schtick of being obtuse and literally interpreting song lyrics.

    EDIT: I know it's weird to defend ben shapiro but this one just gets to me. I guess it's a frustration similar to if this were to happen in conversation:

    yeah I was rock hard all night long, it ruled

    you should get that checked out, priapism is no joke!

    uhh wait you're saying your dick never gets hard! Lol what a self-own.

    like what? no, do you know how language works?

    • FreakingSpy [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      :expert-shapiro: It's literally impossible that everybody was kung-fu fighting

      • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        The boys are back in town? Which boys? Which town? Are you trying to say that every boy is back in every town? That's impossible. Boys cannot be in more than one town at once. Furthermore, unless they have been in every town, they cannot be back in town if they're in the town for the first time.

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      It was obvious that Cardi B was being hyperbolic there, that's why it sounds like he's saying that they aren't supposed to be wet.

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      You claim to be a certified freak, yet that is not a recognized accreditation. Curious. Furthermore, you claim not to cook or clean, yet you possess a ring. Where was this ring acquired? Hmm? This entire scenario appears to be a musical fabrication.