• SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    yeah but if you invest wisely and eat ramen, you might be able to retire at 70

    If you're not dead from preventable disease you couldn't afford to have examined

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      I'll be dying at 50 as a dessicated corn-husk-man because all the sodium in my Ramen diet, thank you very much