Not exactly the same but my dumbass likes to intentionally misread acronyms. Like I'll see BIA and I'll say "Bentral Intelligence Agency" and chortle.

Long time ago I worked at a construction site over the summer with a guy who would do stuff like this and one day he was making a deck and popped out a banger from a Beatles song like "Wake up. Get outta bed. Drag my balls across your head"

I do it with songs I don't even like. "Island Boy" is a common one.

Me and Weird Al are like on the same level, I'm sure.

Everyday

Whenever I sing "La Donna E Mobile" it eventually just dissolves into whatever Italian-sounding nonsense pops into my head and fits the meter.

La Donna e Mobile , qual Piumma al vento
Pasta alfredo, Carly Fiorina

Acqua Potabile, Silvio Berluscon'
Robert De Niro, Martin Scorsese

yes

I do this talking to my cats

So much

Yes…and I blame Cumtown for it.

Sometimes, but more often I sing gibberish alone in the car to indulge my echolalia stim

Love those rolling r's and glottal stops

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whatever they're doing in that moment

My dog. :comrade-doggo:

A lot of songs with ‘love’ in the title or chorus get changed to ‘drugs’; for example, instead of ‘I feel like making love’ it’s ‘I feel like taking drugs’ or, ‘what the world needs now, is drugs sweet drugs’. Etc etc.

Constantly and not always related to what I'm doing