• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I'm imagining a table of very fat cops who are about to chow down. They've got their tactical meat, extra thick vest bread, assault pickles and they're waiting on the mayo. When the cop who is responsible for the mayo gets back from the store - everybody groans. He says it's just mayo. They were out of heavy duty stuff.

    • Zoift [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Strategic Mayo meanwhile, remains banned under the SALT II treaty.