Because you are a 16-34 year old male with poor job prospects or your listening history aligns with that demographic.
It's a 3 pronged attack, Subliminal, Liminal and Superliminal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roswPPr2t3U
My brain went to Family Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_4pXusde8s
Or maybe it's just cause I was raised by TV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn9B-GfWHw
Why aren't you continuously creating new accounts to exploit the 3 month free trial loophole?
Do you know if there is any way to export and import libraries and playlists?
Would one hundred percent rather listen to army propaganda ads than those shitty spotify ads. Oh my god every time the lady and that dude have their dumb stilted conversation about the BeNeFiTs of PooTiFy PeeMIuM I feel dead inside
simp someone on discord and get them to put you on their family plan