Where's this from I need to shake this person violently for their skincare routine. Pore cleanser before shower? Another exfoliator in the shower? A mask in the morning, every morning, after all that? But yeah, it's the alcohol in your aftershave that dries you out, for sure. And the last two products were just completely made up by the writer of this pasta.
Tbf the quote is 30 years old and is literally coming from a psychotic man I wouldn't be surprised if everything he said in the movie was wrong in some form. There's a reason 4chan adores it lol
I'm pretty sure he's not just vapid but also flatly believes the ad copy on the back of the bottle, kinda like how all of his music opinions are all single paragraph summaries from magazines
Where's this from I need to shake this person violently for their skincare routine. Pore cleanser before shower? Another exfoliator in the shower? A mask in the morning, every morning, after all that? But yeah, it's the alcohol in your aftershave that dries you out, for sure. And the last two products were just completely made up by the writer of this pasta.
From the :bateman-ontological: movie
Unwatchable
The best part is when he tries to feed a kitten into an ATM
Tbf the quote is 30 years old and is literally coming from a psychotic man I wouldn't be surprised if everything he said in the movie was wrong in some form. There's a reason 4chan adores it lol
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I'm pretty sure he's not just vapid but also flatly believes the ad copy on the back of the bottle, kinda like how all of his music opinions are all single paragraph summaries from magazines
Almost like there is something a little more than off with the person?
It's the opening dialogue from Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
I mean I knew it wasn't serious, I just get tilted at bad skincare
I saw a tiktok about his morning routine in the books. He uses like 20 products and swishes with three kinds of mouth wash.