bacon and eggs isnt that expensive and i can make it way better than i hop
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Ihop is just a wafflehouse that lies to itself. Fuck that, embrace the material reality of your shitty diner. If the manager is going to smoke meth in the freezer, you own that shit.
I only ever went for the ability to soak my flapjacks in four different colors of syrup
i worked the grills at home depot as a line cook
Where am I missing Home Depot food?
Imagine living in the diner capital of the world had choosing to go to ihop instead.
You're not factoring in the expense of ordering weapons-grade botulism off the darknet.