God is abusermaxxing and makes a bet with Satan that Job, a righteous man with a good life, could have everything taken away from him by Satan and that Job would still worship God and be a pious man. Satan believes that Job is only pious because of his good life. Satan kills his children, takes all his wealth, and destroys Job's health, but Job remains pious because he is suffering from battered worshiper syndrome.
I would like to introduce you to a man named Job.
Gotta be real with y'all I don't know that reference cuz I only went to like 5 classes of Sunday school
I don't know the names of the 12 apostles, only John, Paul, Peter and Judas.
God is abusermaxxing and makes a bet with Satan that Job, a righteous man with a good life, could have everything taken away from him by Satan and that Job would still worship God and be a pious man. Satan believes that Job is only pious because of his good life. Satan kills his children, takes all his wealth, and destroys Job's health, but Job remains pious because he is suffering from battered worshiper syndrome.
Ah, the ultimate simp
Best Job summary ever
John, Paul, Peter, Peter, Peter, Emerson, Lake, Palmer, Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young
And that guy "Morton", or "Mormon", I don't remember exactly
Morton, Ludwig, Lemmy, Iggy, Roy, Wendy, and Larry