wait, wait I can make this worse :sicko-pig:

When you eat McDonald's you aren't just eating food, you are partaking in a banquet with the whole world.

Everyone gets to have mcdonalds. It never goes out of fashion and is always at the forefront of the latest trend.

It's internationally communistic

Fastfoodies of the World UNITE waves around sauce covered mcnuggget

I really don't like cultural imperialism