Link: https://twitter.com/InfraHaz/status/1652372862072659972

    • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Going to get a blue checkmark for "@Mayor McCheese"

      Kind of a fan fic for my big reelection campaign. Grimmis is running against me and pounding me on the issue of crime.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Grimmis is running against me and pounding me

        New Chuck Tingle book just dropped. :volcel-judge:

  • Fishroot [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    This is basically the same argument made by Andy Warhol about capitalistic consumption lmao

    Also unironically thinking that factory kitchen owned by a mega corpo can eventually become socialized and just fades away

  • fart_the_peehole [he/him,any]
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    2 years ago

    Wow it's so nice that when a capitalist company extends over a whole country it just magically becomes communism. I was worried for a second I might have to sacrifice something to improve the world

    • dung_Eater [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      the IWW is shaking in its puss boots. they got it all wrong. it was supposed to be "One Big Company"

    • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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      2 years ago

      literally the same type of brain worms as conservatives saying businesses that have monopolies are communist lmao

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    at the forefront of the latest trend

    doesn’t have a vegan option in 2023

    • Changeling [it/its]
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      2 years ago

      They used to offer a “plant-based” burger but the FDA shut them down because it doesn’t count when the meat is just ground up workers from their packing plant

  • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    If such a thing as an American patsoc movement exists, it feels sort of inevitable for this to be its endpoint.

    Define nation as treats. Define treats as communism. There is no room for improvement in either step, or anywhere else. That lump in your throat isn't existential dread, it's acid reflux. Here, have some soda.

  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Real fed shit:

    1. Starbucks unions are bad because I don't like the vibes

    2. Eat more of corporate slop.

    This is why everyone hates nazbols except for other nazbols.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      This is why everyone hates nazbols except for other nazbols.

      There's a good chance nazbols hate each other, too. It's all about purging the unworthy and all that, and they can't get enough of purges.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    wait, wait I can make this worse :sicko-pig:

    When you eat McDonald's you aren't just eating food, you are partaking in a banquet with the whole world.

    Everyone gets to have mcdonalds. It never goes out of fashion and is always at the forefront of the latest trend.

    It's internationally communistic

    Fastfoodies of the World UNITE waves around sauce covered mcnuggget

    I really don't like cultural imperialism

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "Communistic means normie white ppl enjoy it"

    -Kal Mars

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "Leftism is me liking everything I consume and anyone that criticizes me or what I consume is not a real leftist" :morshupls: :seen-this-one:

  • Changeling [it/its]
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    2 years ago

    A food that tastes and feels the same wherever I go? My inner communist doesn’t care but my inner autist is reluctantly excited.