I pull up in the Cum Bike. How many seconds do you have before I inevitably steal your girl?
I'm kind of wondering whether this many people know what KOM is in cycling context or whether the jizz bike just gets upvotes regardless of title
obligatory me on my way to fuck your dad
I’m kind of wondering whether this many people know what KOM is in cycling context or whether the jizz bike just gets upvotes regardless of title
Well KOM got explained in a previous bicycle thread so while it's still becuz CUM bike I think more people know KOM than previously.
Perchance this one?
VulvaBike
May 12th, 2007
https://flickr.com/photos/umbar/516446374/This artificial vagina is actually the world first pollution free bicycle taxi which represent female genitalia. You can climb into it and ride the bike... Why? Artist (on the left) dislikes the current worldview which is filled with phallic symbols
In case the URL for these makes anyone else go "huh" here's an old ass buzzfeed article
Being chased by a gang of kids riding these. Smaller children sitting on the front, straddling the sperm, with slingshots pelting me. Begging for forgiveness, but they keep screaming "cum and get it" and then I get smacked with another ball bearing in the back, leg, or shoulder.
The Eggbike comes in a deluxe set with a
Mike CernovichPeter Molyneuxnot that Molyneux action figureWait, was the egg guy Molyneux? I can't keep track of all these dweebs
He just overhyped some games. Well, I guess the kickstarter stuff was a bit iffy
Nah, instead of a bike it's an EggBall, one of those big inflatable thingies you climb into & then roll around in like a people sized hamster ball
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_flask
apparently the inventor was Sir James Dewar
Park it outside a convienent store so I can run in for a pack of smokes. I come back out. There are people standing around my bike eating out of little plastic cups with those tiny wooden spoons.
"Great gelato!" one of them says to me.
:walter-breakdown:
see this is why 15 minute cities are part of the NWO's plan to remove your testicles