We need to make TV great again by implementing the following:

• At least one clip show episode per season
• Heavy-handed anti-drug plots and messages, preferrably featuring gangs that look like they’re from The Warriors selling crack
• “Very Special Episodes” about topical real-world issues like acid rain or stranger danger, ending with segments with the actors talking to the audience and making some kind of call to action
• Episodes that are built entirely around stock footage from recycled old films that the studio or production company owns
• Related to the last point, episodes that are built entirely around existing sets from the studio’s other productions, such as generic Western towns