"When the Theatre display (top screen) is not in use, the ad unit could come to life in a fun way connecting both," Lawrence says. "There are literally hundreds of things we are thinking about to create the most engaging ad experience ever."

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    the ad unit could come to life in a fun way

    fun

    I am afraid of what Lawrence does in his basement

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Desperately sending waves of psychic energy through the astral plane to make this guy's head explode like that dude in Scanners

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    1984: The Evil Socialist Government will spy on you through your TV!

    Reality: Capitalist corporations will spy on you through your TV.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      No but you see it's good this time because everyone consented! Especially in 10 years when normal TVs barely exist and cost like $10,000, it'll be fine, stop complaining, you can just get the ad TV for a couple hundred bucks!

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Just wait until they introduce the free* advertisement computer monitor :agony-deep:

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    create the most engaging ad experience ever.

    :gulag:

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      I often find my eyes glazing over and my brain passively absorbing advertising messages, only later to say, "I wish that thing I hated, filling moments i actively try to forget was more engaging. and constant"

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    :joker-troll: DRIVE THE SUV. :joker-troll: RENT THE STUDIO APARTMENT. :joker-troll: CONNECT TO THE INTERNET OF THINGS. :joker-troll: DOWNLOAD THE OFFICIAL APP. :joker-troll: CREATE THE ACCOUNT. :joker-troll: WATCH THE LATEST POP CULTURE HIT SERIES. :joker-troll: CARE ABOUT THE CELEBRITIES. :joker-troll: PAY THE MONTHLY FEES. :joker-troll: GET MAD AT YOURSELF. :joker-troll: BE HAPPY FOR US. :joker-troll:

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      9 days ago

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        • ssjmarx [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          If you cancel the credit card with the clear intention of dodging payment they'll have a pretty black and white fraud claim to bring against you. Will they bother doing it? Ehhh, hard to say.

          • Trustmeitsnotabailou [none/use name]
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            2 years ago

            Debt collectors buy debt pennies on the dollars.

            And debt collectors have no way to ding your credit and you don't have to pay them back.

      • Bonescape [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        so they could just get wifi blocker and use it near your home to disconnect you so they can charge your credit card?

  • culpritus [any]
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    2 years ago

    Cut a piece of poster board to cover the bottom screen, make some router script that spoofs the same data back to them in a loop or something?

    Only open the camera privacy shutter to display a picture of :PIGPOOPBALLS:

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