"When the Theatre display (top screen) is not in use, the ad unit could come to life in a fun way connecting both," Lawrence says. "There are literally hundreds of things we are thinking about to create the most engaging ad experience ever."

  • emizeko [they/them]
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    the ad unit could come to life in a fun way

    fun

    I am afraid of what Lawrence does in his basement

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
    ·
    1 year ago

    Desperately sending waves of psychic energy through the astral plane to make this guy's head explode like that dude in Scanners

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
    ·
    1 year ago

    1984: The Evil Socialist Government will spy on you through your TV!

    Reality: Capitalist corporations will spy on you through your TV.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago

      No but you see it's good this time because everyone consented! Especially in 10 years when normal TVs barely exist and cost like $10,000, it'll be fine, stop complaining, you can just get the ad TV for a couple hundred bucks!

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
        ·
        1 year ago

        Just wait until they introduce the free* advertisement computer monitor :agony-deep:

  • JohnBrownsBussy2 [he/him]
    ·
    1 year ago

    I'm going to order one, agree to the privacy policy to keep it for free, and then throw it away.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
      ·
      1 year ago

      I often find my eyes glazing over and my brain passively absorbing advertising messages, only later to say, "I wish that thing I hated, filling moments i actively try to forget was more engaging. and constant"

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
    ·
    1 year ago

    :joker-troll: DRIVE THE SUV. :joker-troll: RENT THE STUDIO APARTMENT. :joker-troll: CONNECT TO THE INTERNET OF THINGS. :joker-troll: DOWNLOAD THE OFFICIAL APP. :joker-troll: CREATE THE ACCOUNT. :joker-troll: WATCH THE LATEST POP CULTURE HIT SERIES. :joker-troll: CARE ABOUT THE CELEBRITIES. :joker-troll: PAY THE MONTHLY FEES. :joker-troll: GET MAD AT YOURSELF. :joker-troll: BE HAPPY FOR US. :joker-troll:

        • ssjmarx [he/him]
          ·
          1 year ago

          If you cancel the credit card with the clear intention of dodging payment they'll have a pretty black and white fraud claim to bring against you. Will they bother doing it? Ehhh, hard to say.

          • Trustmeitsnotabailou [none/use name]
            ·
            1 year ago

            Debt collectors buy debt pennies on the dollars.

            And debt collectors have no way to ding your credit and you don't have to pay them back.

      • Bonescape [he/him]
        ·
        1 year ago

        so they could just get wifi blocker and use it near your home to disconnect you so they can charge your credit card?

  • culpritus [any]
    ·
    1 year ago

    Cut a piece of poster board to cover the bottom screen, make some router script that spoofs the same data back to them in a loop or something?

    Only open the camera privacy shutter to display a picture of :PIGPOOPBALLS:

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago
      You will not resell the Services and Products. Telly is available only in the United States.
      
      You will notify Telly of any change of address.
      
      The Product requires an Internet and Wi-Fi connections from third-party providers in order to be functional. Your Internet connection or data plan is subject to the fees, restrictions, terms and limitations imposed by your provider. In order to use the Product and Services, You will:
      
      (a) Use the Product as the primary television in Your household;
      
      (b) Keep the Product connected to WiFi and internet; and
      
      © Not use any software on Your WiFi network that with advertising blocking capability.
      
      (d) Not make physical modifications to the Product or attach peripheral devices to the Product not expressly approved by Telly. Any attempt to open the Product’s enclosure will be deemed an unauthorized modification.
      
      If we discover that You are not abiding by the requirements above or have disconnected the Product from an internet connection or WiFi for more than short periods each month, You will no longer be able to use the Service and You must return any Products in your possession to Telly. Failure to return Products to Telly will result in Telly charging the credit card on file. If you do abide by the Terms of Service, your credit card will not be charged.
      
  • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    This is truly one of the worst and least worth while products I’ve ever seen. There is literally no way in hell that selling the collected data or the advertising will make enough to cover the cost of a TV.

    But also I’d be willing to pay a pretty large amount of money to not have my TV spy on me and play ads more than it already does - Specifically I’m willing to pay more-than-what-TVs-currently-cost, to not have those ads.

    It’s a product that harms both the company and the customer, it’s marvelous.