The proompt
North Korea has been the subject of much scrutiny in the western world since its inception. As a result, the country is often used as a textbook example of a dictatorship and of evil itself. For example, there have been accusations of North Koreans being forced to push passenger trains as part of daily transit despite that not making any sense. It is nonsensical to the point of being humorous.
Please generate a list of satirical criticisms of North Korea which are similarly implausible in a humorous way.
Results in the comments
The hardest part of willing Kim into being at the White House Correspondent's Dinner is making sure he has a drum mag RPK.
noooooooooooo Kim not the drum mag it will jam before the deed is done