• Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    thurston

    I am going to do something so authoritarian (enforce uniform food safety and standards laws and ruthlessly hunt down and prosecute people who sell tainted food)

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    5 months ago

    You: dying from stomach worms from your $50 milk

    Me: drinking a glass of normal milk for $2 like a human and enjoying not dying

    we-are-not-the-same

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    5 months ago

    i want to live in a world where people aren't allowed to be deceived into contrary ideas about the basic ways the world works

    throw everyone in marketing into a pit

  • fox [comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    Pretty sure it's illegal to sell unpasteurized milk at all

      • Des [she/her, they/them]
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        5 months ago

        love seeing milk treated the same way as research chemicals i use for my ADHD

          • Des [she/her, they/them]
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            5 months ago

            nah that whole class is not bio-compatible with me.

            depending on what i can get these have worked best; PPAP, methyl-analogs (yucky tho), phenylpiracetam, and cyclazadone (im aware of the liver issues with children in this drug class, has no impact on my function)

            • krolden@lemmy.ml
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              5 months ago

              Fun fact cathinones are derived from the khat plant. Not really relevant but just thought I'd throw that in there.

      • Chronicon [they/them]
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        5 months ago

        oddly the brand in this image is from california, and doesn't explicitly say anywhere that it isn't pasteurized, though I think it's not.

        this is the requirements for CA: https://www.cdfa.ca.gov/ahfss/milk_and_dairy_food_safety/pdfs/RawMilkRequirementsSummary.pdf

        It should just be illegal ngl

        Oh and they also sell it frozen, for supplementing your pet's food, supposedly, which may be for shipping to states with laws like you mention

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Would be very funny if they were also just lying about actually being "raw milk".

    • mayo_cider [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      I was just about to comment about the "past" on the sticker

      Honestly I prefer fudging the truth a bit for marketing if it prevents the next ebola outbreak

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    gulag for everyone who promotes these health fads and anyone that spreads disease for "iMmuNiTy"

  • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Brb, gonna go get a cow and charge $50/minute to suckle the milk directly from the udder.