Halloween is canceled and I don't think anyone has really reckoned with that
In such circumstances it’s only right to vote for the candidate that looks more like a classic monster, which I think is Biden by a (melted) nose
Trump is only one piece of seaweed away from being a perfect swamp monster costume though. It's close.
Is it? An outdoor activity that explicitly encourages masks? I bet it goes alright.
You’re thinking of the kids. Think about all the horny 20 somethings that will have big fuck it energy by the end of October who just want to get wasted and bang. Gonna be a huge spike in cases
Trump has a medical emergency that ends with him having a leg amputated. Twitter libs with zero sense of irony take the piss out of him being in a wheelchair. He climbs slightly in the polls so that Biden, not to be outdone, has both his legs amputated.
Biden paralysing himself from the waist down to channel that FDR energy
Biden on tape saying gamer words, but Trump let's one slip out during a debate.
I see Trump as more likely to drop some slur for Hispanic people than black. Biden I could definitely see saying “coloured” or maybe even “negro”.
Much funnier would be if Biden goes off calling someone a guido or something.
The gusanos folks, they’re not good people! They’re not sending their best, believe me. And letting Castro take their plantations? That’s a bad deal - one of the worst of all time, folks, many people are saying it.
Biden is on tape saying the n-word. I think he was quoting some other legislator during a hearing, or something.
Hey Strom I'll bet you $20 I can get away with saying it on record on the senate floor Jack.
Like, both these guys have had sexual assault accusations bounce straight off them like water off a ducks back, is there anything that would actually hurt either of these idiots?
Not really a surprise at this point but looks like Trump is planning to release a "vaccine" (which in the best possible case is just saline solution) as an October surprise.
SuRpRiSe! Now vote Harris-Buttigieg unless you want Cheeto Drumpf to become president again
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as far as realistic october surprises in Hellworld, a really convincing deepfake of Biden doing something predatory or thinking its 1988 that originated from the CIA
but funny october surprises? both candidates shitting their pants in a zoom call debate
The surprise is the asteroid hurdling toward us that's, unfortunately, not large enough to wipe out Earth. 😞
