• GarbageShoot [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    It used to be that I could say "Goodmorning" to whoever I met and it would only be a problem if it happened to be at night. Not anymore. Yesterday, when I went to the laundromat to watch my security maim a peasant, I said "Goodmorning" to the owner and suddenly my chest felt heavier. I look down and see a giant pair of knockers. What is going on?

    :live-tucker-reaction:

    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      :jordan-eboy-peterson: these poor young men are being tricked into bimbofication *sob* they come up to me and try to shake my hand after shopping ar Target and I have to just push them away