• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    :frothingfash: Did you know that cow's milk is loaded with nasty, feminizing estrogen?!

    :so-true: That's why at Man Cream we only use the finest ingredients from the most potent, masculine male bovines to ensure the purity of our customer's essences!

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      As a family man you're obligated to be with your wife, but we get it. Even looking at her lady cream makes you feel sick. Sometimes a fella just needs to sneak away and fill his belly with man cream in the truck. Nobody has to know. Just find another fella on craigslist and enjoy it together.