Reminds me of a colleague who told me her old boss allowed employees two squares of toilet paper per trip to the bathroom. And would have regular meetings about it when she could see from "calculations" that people were exceeding it.
Would love to slowly drive this person slowly insane using her neurotic inability to read less into situations, just by breaking as many of the useless rules as possible but doing the real parts of the job like a normal employee. Just let her slowly unravel making Calculations in her office until she resigns or has to bring in an Emotional Support HR Consultant (who in turn would also get ruthlessly bullied)
Reminds me of a colleague who told me her old boss allowed employees two squares of toilet paper per trip to the bathroom. And would have regular meetings about it when she could see from "calculations" that people were exceeding it.
Literally a seen from Harvey Birdman
did you get that thing I sentcha?
HA HA! Dangly parts!
hey! you're outta talc!
And Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Would love to slowly drive this person slowly insane using her neurotic inability to read less into situations, just by breaking as many of the useless rules as possible but doing the real parts of the job like a normal employee. Just let her slowly unravel making Calculations in her office until she resigns or has to bring in an Emotional Support HR Consultant (who in turn would also get ruthlessly bullied)