This is going to damage everyone's morale, even employees who don't shit at work.
Total darkness does not affect how well I shit, but it may affect how well I wipe.
Inadequate lighting for shitting is an OSHA violation and should be reported
The worst part of stuff like this is that the morons bossing you around can't even spe bowel right
Also, once my ass is on the toilet I can shit in the dark
Pretty sure IBS is an explicitly ADA protected condition and this opens them up to a lawsuit
Reminds me of a colleague who told me her old boss allowed employees two squares of toilet paper per trip to the bathroom. And would have regular meetings about it when she could see from "calculations" that people were exceeding it.
Would love to slowly drive this person slowly insane using her neurotic inability to read less into situations, just by breaking as many of the useless rules as possible but doing the real parts of the job like a normal employee. Just let her slowly unravel making Calculations in her office until she resigns or has to bring in an Emotional Support HR Consultant (who in turn would also get ruthlessly bullied)
The small business tyrant, the master of his domain, even extends his tyrannical powers over the employee's bowel movements.
Take an extremely long Bow movement and then light this like a match as you leave
Me, waddling through the doorway of a bathroom stall with my pants around my ankles, waving my arms like those inflatable guys, trying to activate the light sensor
:parrot-vibin:
:charlie-kirk:
The light in my bathroom being out for a week before the handyman fixing it (twice) has trained me for this situation well. :big-iron: This is a fight I can fight.
