• Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    This is going to damage everyone's morale, even employees who don't shit at work.

    Total darkness does not affect how well I shit, but it may affect how well I wipe.

  • moondog [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    So literally half of all employees are shit out of luck

  • Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    The worst part of stuff like this is that the morons bossing you around can't even spe bowel right

    Also, once my ass is on the toilet I can shit in the dark

  • hahafuck [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Pretty sure IBS is an explicitly ADA protected condition and this opens them up to a lawsuit

  • WideningGyro [any]
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    1 year ago

    Reminds me of a colleague who told me her old boss allowed employees two squares of toilet paper per trip to the bathroom. And would have regular meetings about it when she could see from "calculations" that people were exceeding it.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    The small business tyrant, the master of his domain, even extends his tyrannical powers over the employee's bowel movements.

  • copandballtorture [ey/em]
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    1 year ago

    Me, waddling through the doorway of a bathroom stall with my pants around my ankles, waving my arms like those inflatable guys, trying to activate the light sensor

    :parrot-vibin:

    :charlie-kirk:

  • Cigarette_comedian [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    The light in my bathroom being out for a week before the handyman fixing it (twice) has trained me for this situation well. :big-iron: This is a fight I can fight.

    • NotErisma
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      1 year ago

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  • culpritus [any]
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    1 year ago

    No one wants to be timed taking a shit anymore!