Listen here you emotional commie, ever heard of Remy Descart? Probably not, it would probably hurt your feelings. Anyway, Descart said "Cogito, ergo sum" which is Latin (he was from Latin America) and means "I think, therefore I am."

Me, I think I am rational, therefore I am rational. Cogito facts, ergo logic motherfucker. Maybe you can't understand sentences with no pronouns in them? 🥴