• EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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      1 year ago

      Naming your cult the "sensibility movement" or "rationalism" to hide the fact that your core belief system is about creating a child slave army to genocide everyone that isn't a white billionaire or time traveling AIs that hop through the multiverse to torture digital clones of you forever because you weren't in the first multiverse to create the AI torture bot which also started the torturing in its own multiverse.

      "We are a serious philosophical movement and you should take us seriously as we are the most logical adults in the room. You're the joke for spending even one millisecond of thought or effort thinking about an issue other than our weird pet fantasy."

      • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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        1 year ago

        Listen here you emotional commie, ever heard of Remy Descart? Probably not, it would probably hurt your feelings. Anyway, Descart said "Cogito, ergo sum" which is Latin (he was from Latin America) and means "I think, therefore I am."

        Me, I think I am rational, therefore I am rational. Cogito facts, ergo logic motherfucker. Maybe you can't understand sentences with no pronouns in them? 🥴

        • UlyssesT
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        • Kuori [she/her]
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          1 year ago

          Does the AI conceptualize non-existence and is horrified by it?

          idk but relatable tbh

          • UlyssesT
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              • Kuori [she/her]
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                1 year ago

                no that wouldn't work because it ruins the very specific torture fantasy i invented in my head

            • Kuori [she/her]
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              1 year ago

              you're goddamn right i do :tofu-cool:

              i never got to meet jesus and i'm making it everyone's problem

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          1 year ago

          It's just Pascal's Wager, and people thought Pascal was a dork during his lifetime.

        • Des [she/her, they/them]
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          1 year ago

          if i was an AI superintelligence I'd create world communism for humanity and then fuck off to explore the universe forever

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      1 year ago

      every time an oblivious lefty poster shares one of their "good" articles about reducing the military budget or how qualified immunity is bad i wail and gnash my teeth.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          1 year ago

          The biblical has a lot of good shit in it. People should read it just for the smut and the literary references. Just skip all the begats.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      1 year ago

      Yes, but maybe we can get 12 year olds to do it for cheaper. You didn't even think of that, did you, Lefty?

  • IceWallowCum [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    The material base forming the superstructure right in front of our eyes

  • turboturds [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Good news kids, there's a third option beyond Military or Prison. You can have your hand mangled in a slaughterhouse!

    • Hohsia [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      There’s also a fourth option kids!

      :gui-better:

  • mkultrawide [any]
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    1 year ago

    Clearly these libertarians are just trying to find a loophole for age of consent laws. "Children should be 'allowed' to work, and sex work is work!"

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    could kids solve

    no fuck you no fuck you no fuck you no fuck you no fuck you

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    This is all so the libertarians at Reason can be pedophiles.

    As if a child is mature enough to work in a mine, they are mature enough to be sold into sex slavery :epstein:

    • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      You can bet that these practices will be used to admonish certain states, creating an even wider class division based on which patch of land you happened to be born in.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    :porky-scared-flipped: : Look, civilization is going to end before they are old enough for us extract a lifetime of surplus value. Unless, we are allowed to start right now!