... And think to yourself, "fuck anyone named Ted, especially Ted Turner."
Colorizing movie motherfucker. Rot in hell.
If I buy a bottle of wine, my immediate thought is "this is not enough alcohol for the night". If I drink a full bottle of wine, my thought is "I am a little bit buzzed, I should actually get a night's worth of alcohol."
You ever drink a whole box of wine and then wake up 16 hours later with a bad headache?
https://www.rogerebert.com/interviews/casablanca-gets-colorized-but-dont-play-it-again-ted
I can't drink more than 2-3 glasses anymore. I guess I just got too old. :sadness:
OK, so normally I can't do more than a glass or two of regular merlot or zin or pinot or whatever the fuck because I'm just kind of over it by that point. But there's this winery in Portugal, J. M. Fonseca, who exports a couple of varieties to Burgertopia. One of these is called Twin Vines Vinho Verde, and I swear it goes down like drinking slightly flat Sprite. I have definitely finished an entire bottle in one sitting. It pairs well with, uh, oxygen.
