They're not even doing refunds or recalls, they're just giving people 2 free months of the subscription and telling them to only charge the device and the hotswap add-on batteries with the home charger.

This piece of shit has a 4 hour standby time if you're not using the case to recharge the batteries. Literally unusable.

peppino-ha techbros owned.

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    Currently, the company is offering consolation in the form of two free months of its $24 subscription service.

    Excuse me a subscription plan for a fucking charger? wtf-am-i-reading

    • buckykat [none/use name]
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      7 months ago

      The subscription plan is for the whole machine. It becomes a brick if you don't pay them $24 a month. Not just for the cell service that it relies on, but also because the "AI" shit that is its entire raison d'etre is all done on somebody else's computer in a datacenter somewhere.

      • kristina [she/her]
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        7 months ago

        Some of these models are so small they can run on a phone. My keyboard app has a local lite LM in it lmao. It also runs local voice detection. Imagine paying that much for a paper weight that measures the circumference of your asshole and reports back to the FBI when open source apps handle it locally for free

          • kristina [she/her]
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            edit-2
            7 months ago

            Its a new app in beta rn. Called Futo Keyboard. Saw it in a post on Lemmy the other day. They also have a voice entry app. All local. Runs very well despite the beta. It picked up on my typing habits very quickly

    • NuraShiny [any]
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      7 months ago

      It's fine! You subscribe to your very portable incendiary device only until it ignites.

  • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]
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    7 months ago

    nerd : the pin blew up in my face like a Looney tunes contraption and the charger combusted in my pocket but I still love the device!

  • buckykat [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    I remember a lot of talk when it first came out a couple months ago about it getting really hot because it only and always charges inductively while also running a projector

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    We regret to inform you that the Francis Scott Key bridge has collapsed after repair workers attempted to recharge their Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Humane AI pins.

  • nasezero [comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    Exploding like an ACME bomb when prompted into a logical paradox is a feature, actually

  • kristina [she/her]
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    7 months ago

    I like how all the promo pics are of people having it pinned to their chest like it's a star trek comm badge picard

    • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
      hexagon
      M
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      7 months ago

      That's literally the only way you can use it. It's a pin that goes on your chest so it's mic can hear you and its camera can record everything around you, and it projects some bullshit useless UI onto your hand.

  • plinky [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    you know, im having some marks of capital myself

    chicanery

  • RION [she/her]
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    7 months ago

    Humanecels seething, Rabbitchads stay winning

  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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    7 months ago

    4 hours of standby time. LOL WTF? My phone can "standby" for over a week yet drained in hours just from scrolling Lemmy.