Anytime you see a marble bust profile picture on Twitter you’ll pretty much automatically have to scrub your brain with soap afterwards
Okay, it's just some marble bust guy in his bedroom jerking off about an idealised rural lifestyle he will never lead, blah bl-
BREAST MILK ICE CREAM:data-laughing:
Especially when he presumably has dairy cows. Also why does he need to slot an entire hour for ice cream.
babe! it's 3pm! i'm off to eat your breast milk ice cream for an hour again!:gigachad: :speech-l:
"It takes me an hour to wolf down a tub of breast milk ice cream. I also need to do this everyday btw" - Least deranged marble bust
This man does not have sex for an hour, nor will he be reading a book after.
Lmao this person has never worked on a real farm. I'm guessing his 'farm hands' would be doing most of the work then.
They can't even do consistent formatting this mfer would die so fast trying to be a subsistence farmer.
Farmers do their work in the wee morning hours specifically to avoid working in the sun at 1-3 p.m. This sigma male is oversleeping by 2-3 hours and then getting heat stroke in the middle of the day because his breast milk ice cream is still an hour away.
Was gonna say, what kind of farmer milks their cows in the middle of the day ffs
Pretty impressive to be running a farm with only two hours of actual work per day. Must really have it figured out.
That's what the slaves he also imagined but doesn't care to mention are for. I also wasn't sure if "deep work" included farming or if he's pondering the mysteries of breast milk.
hi can i get an iced latte with breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk sorry i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean
What's the point of milking cows for two hours if you just use breast milk?
- 5am - wake up
- 5:05am - take a shit
- 5:10am - eat
- 5:15am - get out of bed
It's when you go into your farm's depths to clear out goblins, slimes and any loot that might be building up
