The ability to code but literally nothing remotely useful like simple web apps, small embedded electronics/circuits, or anything with a user interface. Just skills that will be useful to increase the revenue of multi-billionaire dollar corporations' next quarterly earnings report
Also, surface level knowledge about a wide, wide variety of Anglo music from the 60s to present, and the Western classical era
You're now really good at parallel parking but it's ironic because you hate cars.
You gain no knowledge; instead the brainworms that had already devoured my prefrontal cortex infest yours.
Absolutely irrelevant and useless knowledge about music that will never lead to a career or even social standing, because everyone just thinks you’re a music douche
This, but for hair metal. Also a permeating sense of grossness at how misogynistic a lot of hair metal artists are, especially the less well-known ones. Looking at you, Coney Hatch and Lillian Axe.
you break your teeth on the marble that is within my skull :blob-no-thoughts:
Infinite Doctor Who lore. Including all the EU audio/book shit. You would eat to death.
Does this include an overwhelming desire to see Paul McGann's Doctor on screen some more, and the despair that comes with knowing that the War Doctor transformation mini-episode and that god-awful Ted Turner movie are all we're ever going to get? (Wait a goddamned minute... I need to watch season 13, apparently)
It comes with all the baggage!
Season 13 is actually surprisingly good in terms of cinematography and character design.
