• glimmer_twin [he/him]
    hexbear
    14
    11 months ago

    In the words of GZA:

    I blow up his fuckin' prism, make it a vicious act of terrorism

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      13
      11 months ago

      :d20-ah-fuck:

      "Unfortunately, your drone strike has missed the wedding entirely and struck the insurgent base. There were no civilian casualties"

      Obama: :hasan-smash:

  • 6YB0 [she/her]
    hexbear
    9
    11 months ago

    Why does he have 2 faces? You goin to jail for false imprisonment and mutilation.

  • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    4
    11 months ago

    As an AI language model, I can't predict the exact actions that a specific individual, such as President Obama, would take in a hypothetical situation. However, I can provide a speculative response based on general assumptions about problem-solving and decision-making.

    If President Obama found himself trapped inside an icosahedron (a 20-sided polyhedron), he would likely assess the situation and consider potential courses of action. Here are some possibilities:

    Evaluate surroundings: President Obama would examine his immediate environment within the icosahedron to gather information about its structure, any openings or exits, and whether there are any available resources or tools to aid in escape.

    Seek communication and assistance: If President Obama had access to communication devices or if there were any means of contacting others, he might attempt to reach out for help or alert someone to his predicament.

    Assess personal skills and resources: President Obama would consider his own skills, knowledge, and available resources that could be utilized to escape. For example, he might explore any potential openings or weak points in the structure of the icosahedron or attempt to fashion tools from available materials.

    Remain calm and plan: It is likely that President Obama would maintain a calm and composed demeanor while formulating a plan. He would assess the situation, consider potential risks and consequences of various actions, and strategize the best course of action to maximize his chances of escape.

    Utilize problem-solving abilities: President Obama's analytical thinking skills and problem-solving abilities would come into play. He might try to leverage his knowledge and past experiences to find a solution, thinking creatively and logically about possible escape routes or methods.

    Adapt to the situation: Depending on the nature of the icosahedron and the circumstances, President Obama might need to adapt his strategies and approaches as new information becomes available or as the situation evolves.

    It's important to note that this response is purely speculative and based on general assumptions. The actual actions taken by any individual in such a situation would depend on their personality, knowledge, skills, and the specific context of the scenario.

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      5
      11 months ago

      Ah shit! Obama is trying to escape! SECURITY! STOP THIS AT ONCE!

      :volcel-judge: :the-gunman: :hst-gun: :top-cop: :thumb-cop: :volcel-judge: :the-gunman: :hst-gun: :top-cop: :thumb-cop: :volcel-judge: :the-gunman: :hst-gun: :top-cop: :thumb-cop: :volcel-judge: :the-gunman: :hst-gun: :top-cop: :thumb-cop: