https://subium.com/profile/milesgrant.bsky.social/post/3kuiidj5nx42k
Oh no I saw something I didn’t immediately understand better call Murder Hobos Inc.
Had a convo with a guy yesterday who’s kid got reported to his HOA for “being seen with a skateboard”. Wasn’t even riding it yet. He was just walking around with it (and this is in SoCal so it’s extra absurd)
These are probably the same people that will call others snowflakes. Everything is a fucking threat to them.
[Nobody] uses their goddamn words anymore. IF the woman was truly concerned (I have my doubts frankly), all she had to do was walk up to the kids and say, “Hey, why are you guys crawling around on the ground?” and then she would’ve had her answer.
Saying "hey, are you alright" takes a lot less time than dialing 911 lol
About storrowing
Don't get 'Storrowed': What you need to know about moving trucks and Boston bridges | WBUR News
Every year, on Sept. 1, familiar scenes around the city begin to take stage: unwanted furniture lines the curbs of Allston; bars around Brighton Avenue get a bit of renewed life from college students; box trucks flood city roads. And, as history shows, at least some of those trucks are doomed to cause traffic jams on Storrow Drive.
Getting "Storrowed," as New Englanders commonly refer to it, is when an unwitting driver crashes a moving truck into a low-clearance bridge on Storrow Drive. It's an event so ubiquitous on the parkway that it even has its own entry in Urban Dictionary.
Someone's doing something i don't understand, could you send the murder patrol to check up on them?
