no way this guy makes it another 4 years

  • NewLeaf
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    5 months ago

    Imagine being such a a cuck that you go to a celebration that was put on by the people who gave more money and political cover to the people who killed your brother.

    • Jew [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      "We should all agree: The answer is not to defund the police. The answer is to fund the police. Fund them with resources and training they need to protect our communities."

      • Joe Biden
      • NewLeaf
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        5 months ago

        Every officer everywhere should have their own Abrams tank that is filled to the brim with grenades, 50cal guns, and should come with a mobile orphan crushing machine. Every beat cop needs to bring back ten scalps daily or they don't get their free Timmy's coffee

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    Jesus christ

    I thought it was exaggerating, but he legit is just standing there rock still like a wax dummy, and then that initial sideways look

    This man's brain is pudding

    • duderium [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Can’t blame him honestly. Who hasn’t felt so alienated and awkward that they froze up at a party? You tankies will attack Biden for anything.

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    This doesn't look that different from how Mcconnell was freezing up a few months back, and they're not far off in age.

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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        5 months ago

        Every president that has token gestures towards black people while still writing law that hurts them gets the label of the first.

        • huf [he/him]
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          5 months ago

          so thomas jefferson, first black president then?

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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        5 months ago

        I do wonder if there would be enough of a rally around her in response to Biden's death that could overcome the disadvantages of a racist, sexist electorate. Because otherwise, I just see her getting destroyed.

          • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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            5 months ago

            Oh yeah, totally... but! USian brainworms go into super activation mode in the face of "tragedy." And again, we're only really talking about the 5 or 7 swing states. I would expect all your typical red/blue states to maintain their usual outcome.

          • Adkml [he/him]
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            5 months ago

            If she's the nominee trump wins 40 states.

            • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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              5 months ago

              It's hilarious to consider that Kamala Harris might be the single national Democrat less electable than Joe Biden. DNC really knocking it out of the park since 2008 amerikkka-clap

          • emizeko [they/them]
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            5 months ago

            she withdrew one day before the deadline to be off the ballot, early December (CA primary was March 3)

              • emizeko [they/them]
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                5 months ago

                just remembered how she had two campaign HQs that would argue with each other

                • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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                  5 months ago

                  lmao I had forgotten about that! One was run by her actual campaign manager, one was run by her sister, I think? Clearly this person has the management and delegation experience to run a nation!

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      5 months ago

      It's tricky.

      They can't work any faster. It certainly will be ready by about mid-November but - of course - that's far too late. Biden 2.0 has remained stubbornly in beta for years now. They've got a hard choice to make. Do they keep Biden at 1.65.774 and hope and pray he makes to election day without a catastrophic failure? It's 1.65.774 or 2.0. There's no middle ground. There are too many inoperabilities. They could put out 2.0 in about a month or so and then hope and pray that version doesn't have bugs that will cost him the election. They're fucked either way.

  • adultswim_antifa [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Sam just quantum leaped into his body and he's trying to figure out where he is, when he is, who he is, what's going on, and thinking "oh boy".

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      5 months ago

      bring that show back. god dammit capitalism, let us have something

      • duderium [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        I once saw the episode where he becomes a monkey. He runs around in tighty whities for a solid hour. It was awesome.

        • emizeko [they/them]
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          5 months ago

          dammit. [sigh] okay, can I get sent back to live in 1990?

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    5 months ago

    That's not Joe! That's his Disneyworld Hall of Presidents animatronic mannequin, and it had a wifi signal hiccup. RobotOS is great if you're able to guarantee connectivity between nodes, but once you take the 'bot outside of the environment like this, it's Joever. This is just another example of why hardware running industrial control system OSes should stay on the manufacturing floor. Those tiny antennas may look OK cosmetically on the BidenBot, but they can not handle the amount of RF interference bouncing around at a press event. Amateurs.

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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      5 months ago

      Looking forward to the 8 hour Jenny Nicholson video on the 2024 election experience.

      edit: "Nothing I did had any impact on the outcome!"

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Holy shit the reflexsively putting his hand up for a fist bump like some kind of defense mechanism looks like a routine a nurse would use with their patient.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    5 months ago

    A Youtube comment

    My friend’s husband freezes like this, he also appears similarly wooden, for him it’s a side effect of the meds he takes for Parkinson’s. But Biden apparently doesn’t suffer from this neurological condition.

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    DaBiden This guy is so beyond gone.

    Seeing pictures of him recently standing next to Bibi, Z, and Macron make it clear just how fucking decrepit he is, Cryptkeeper ass.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    5 months ago

    There's a solid "for the greater good" joke in there somewhere, but everything I come up with keeps sounding too much like fedposting