drive on past the kids ruining our neighborhood
This has to be a bit right
It is the way our country has always been, I'm sure there are good reasons for it.
"Yeah this is shit but it's always been shit so there must be a good reason for it"
Peak Liberalism
Even before cars we were still driving to places. That's just the way it's always been
Our founding fathers drove their cars to lemonade stands during the war of 1812
I’m sure there are good reasons for it
Look, buddy. I don’t know why I do the things in my life, but I sure as hell ain’t gonna research it. And you’re sure as hell going to be miserable with me.
Hexbear being unable to detect obvious satire challenge.
This feels like a Kelly comic waiting to happen
greedy children *latest fad honest grocers unsuspecting motorists "b-but!" 
It's cool that the idea of making a drink a child can in a minute never occurs to them
driving to and from a beer garden
What is impaired driving anywaythe only response to this is "what the fuck is wrong with you" that's such a deeply bureacratic jobsworth way of looking at the world
this is why i basically go nowhere or do nothing, i absolutely hate driving and no capitalist treat in the world is worth a 40 minute round trip.
The only correct thing is sit inside an overturned T34 crafting death threats to revisionist orgs
vibes in my 
Should I call 911?
