Is it someone you see and immediately want to make out with/fuck? Because if I see someone who is aesthetically pleasing/interesting, I make the decision to try to get to know them as a person before I escalate things further. And I’m starting to think this is atypical because my track record isn’t great.

Is that just a long-winded way to describe an average crush? Does it vary from person to person?

    • Albanian_Lil_Pump [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Not a doctor, but I would just push the bump back into your head. Sometimes it might pop back up on the opposite side though so YMMV

      • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        As a Doctor from the ACME Clinic, you're supposed to sprinkle a random ACME powder on the bump then hit it as hard as you can with an ACME Wooden Mallet.

        If all goes well then you will hear the appropriate bonk coming from the mallet. You MUST use a mallet and not a hammer. They make completely different bonks and could damage your bump.

          • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]
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            1 year ago

            It is possible that you may have painted the tunnel next to a real tunnel. Make sure to double check first. It's tough getting a refund, might be easier buying a new kit. Takes like 2 seconds to deliver anyway

    • MerryChristmas [any]
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      1 year ago

      You didn't even wolf whistle at her first? How's she supposed to know you're into her? Way too subtle, dude.

    • UlyssesT
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      18 days ago

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