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god I hope some fucking nerds recreate the dbz hypergravity chamber expecting to get swole like goku but instead they just crush their bones and liquify their organs.
You gotta start with the 50kg weights strapped to your limbs first
the man could toss a car like a pillow and you're telling me those weights were only 50kg?? that's gotta be the equivalent of a hair tie.
I think they started with those sorts of numbers in OG Dragon Ball
power creep smh
remember when power over 9000 was shocking? mans on like 14 billion by now
I have an undying love for the early stretch of Dragon Ball when it was silly kung fu adventures
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and ALSO INCREDIBLY HORNY
I haven't followed anything beyond the original manga but it's wild to me that they seem to have retconned the weird but cool monkey man Super Saiyan forms from GT and replaced them with... Saiyans with red and blue hair
yeah, i haven't watched Super and apparently GT is now somewhat non-canon or something (I haven't really cared since i was 15), but I fucking loved the concept that they had to revert to their primal Saiyan Ape form to unlock SS4 and that it came with the danger of losing their mind/humanity if they didn't master it properly
now there's all this ultra instinct saiyan god bullshit where goku just glows slightly and moves faster than time itself or some shit
Also, wew lad Dragon Ball was so damn horny. Even as a kid when I was watching early DBZ I was like "Master Roshi is a pervert, this shit is weird" and that was tame compared to original DB wasn't it?
In the first volume the 16-year-old Bulma is perved on, threatened with sexual violence, or coerced to do sexual favours several times
You literally get to see her naked while Yamcha spies on her in the shower
Fun fact: The publication of the manga actually got stopped for like a year in Finland because of accusations that it promoted pedophilia. It certainly didn't help that for some bizarre reason the publisher released it under the same label as their books for toddlers
Ok, but what about your bones tho? I'm not medically versed at all, but i dunno if the skeleton is happy with double the weight applied 24/7
Nah bro, we'll have two cylinders, one with normal g and another with 2g and you can take a 10-min high speed space rail that connects them and then we'll all get swole and keep our bones at the same time
Swoletariat in space
The real fun part is near the center where you can fly with attachable wings
i've seen enough Dragonball Z to know this will definitely work
Also every day is high strain rupture resistance of the small blood vessels day, and that's not really a muscle that can be trained, but we will be some seriously fit stroke victims. Sign me up!
The left should steal O'neil cylinders like the techno chuds stole Mars
This is our vision, get swole in space or die a slave on Mars, shit writes itself
Yes, gymbro, yes.
