Oh dear lord, if my child should suffer so, please let the perp be a white man.

  • flan [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    European countries conveniently have laws that stop at 3 generations of heritage, so there's no going back there. Our only choice is Atlantis.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago

      We could just conquer Europe. What are they going to do? Throw artisan regional food products at us?

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Exactly. Those burgerlanders are going to recoil in horror when they see the vegetables and the non-fried foods.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Oh no cheese with a near zero petroleum byproduct level! Run! Drop everything and run!

      • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Actually, let's start conquering them right away.

        Sorry European comrades, but I want actually edible food to be thrown at me.