Oh dear lord, if my child should suffer so, please let the perp be a white man.

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    • flan [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      European countries conveniently have laws that stop at 3 generations of heritage, so there's no going back there. Our only choice is Atlantis.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        We could just conquer Europe. What are they going to do? Throw artisan regional food products at us?

        • SoyViking [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Exactly. Those burgerlanders are going to recoil in horror when they see the vegetables and the non-fried foods.

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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            1 year ago

            Oh no cheese with a near zero petroleum byproduct level! Run! Drop everything and run!

        • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Actually, let's start conquering them right away.

          Sorry European comrades, but I want actually edible food to be thrown at me.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Oh no you see the US declared that it has alloidal rights to the entire contentinent because something something legitimacy something something democracy but actually all political power flows from the barrel of a gun.

    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Oh God oh fuck please don't send me to Isn'treal (Yeah I'd probably get sent to Poland or Italy or something, but I'm committing to the bit).

      wojak-nooo

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Unsure if her stance is "it's okay to be a nonce as long as you're born here" or "only the scary, evil foreigner could ever be a nonce". Maybe both at once depending on if she's in the "optimal age for childbirth is 16" crowd of conservative creeps.

    • PKMKII [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      Because nonces can only ever be scary brown foreigners, white native-born people engaging in nonce activity are actually doing something else that’s okay.

  • aaro [they/them, she/her]
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    1 year ago

    It's fine if they have to fear a stochastic terrorist chud harming their child tho

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Meanwhile in the background, her kids are getting executed at point blank by a white boomer for trespassing while looking for their lost kitty

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  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    No bidet user should have to fear that a lightning strike will electrocute them right up the anal b-hole as they hose off after peepeeing and poopooing out their doodoo ass.

  • MerryChristmas [any]
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    1 year ago

    Yo quick question for the lady in black, where did white people come from again and how did they treat the children of native populations when they arrived?

  • M68040 [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Political discourse in America has not advanced considerably since Bush Jr.

    Shit, probably before him even.

  • Nacarbac [any]
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    1 year ago

    Bleh, that somewhat-paranoid suspicion when you see this kind of thing and start counting the words...