• Stoatmilk [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Times are getting hard for us old cheese counterfeiters

    • Hexamerous [none/use name]
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      5 months ago

      Tarantella Napoletana playing as I'm hacking into the cheese database

      "And now for the secret ingredient!"

      adds the counterfeit Ids to the national database

      a loud knock on the door

      "Polizio, open up!"

      "Mama-mia! They're on to me!"

      I burst through the door riding a giant cheese wheel, knocking them over, making my escape

      "How about them meatballs!?"

      chefs-kiss

    • Mickmacduffin [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Sell it as 100% microchip free and watch people switch to counterfeit-only cheese