They call him little ron because his polls and staffers are so small!! 
Um excuse me sweaty Ron DeSantis is running what we call a grassroots campaign. I'm sure he's got an army of well trained volunteer community organizers to get out there and get him the votes!
Sending U-hauls full of guys with swastika armbands, jackboots, jodhpurs, black-and-white striped shirts, and domino masks to run around goosestepping and steal votes in a big bag clearly labeled "VOTES."
Sad that we'll never get to see a Trump v DeSantis debate. I'll take Trump dogging on Vivek and Pence as a consolation prize.
Hoping he holds out for just one month longer so that we can all watch him wipe his brow and pull his collar forward while Trump gets hoots of approval as he rambles abt how the cattle industry is getting bought out by Chinese wheat conglomerates
Ronald and Donald should wrestle naked and there should be oil involved
Relax people, he just found out that 1/3 of his staff was woke. He had no choice. THEY WERE WOKE GOD DAMN IT!
