What is this world coming to when there’s not a single mention of Jesus in the FDA guidelines for what percent of dairy fat a frozen dessert treat needs in order to be sold as ice cream!?
"And as they were eating, Jesus took ice cream, and blessed it, and scooped it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this is my stubborn belly fat."
What is this world coming to when there’s not a single mention of Jesus in the FDA guidelines for what percent of dairy fat a frozen dessert treat needs in order to be sold as ice cream!?
You're trying to amend the US legal code when you should be updating Leviticus.
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"And as they were eating, Jesus took ice cream, and blessed it, and scooped it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this is my stubborn belly fat."
Protestants think the ice cream is symbolic. Catholics think it actually turns into Jesus' belly fat.
Transflubstantiation
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