• crime [she/her, any]
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    4 years ago

    gonna write lyrics about how pretty girls make me useless that are so relatable everyone still talks about them in a few millennia

      • crime [she/her, any]
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        4 years ago

        "no, no, I definitely have a very real and totally nonfictional husband, his name is Dick Allcocks of Man Island"