If you aren't living the Hexbear Lifestyle 24/7/365, you are failing this community. Take 5 whole minutes in the morning to put on your uniform if you're going to post here.
If you aren't taking the uniform seriously, you're insulting the core values of this website. Wear your medals if you still need to feel "unique".
I can't fit all the Hero of the Soviet Union awards I've awarded myself as the One True Leftist onto my top.
If you're not wearing this uniform then you're indulging in bourgeois fashion
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It's a dark theme forum and I inspect every screen I see for it. But that wasn't even it. It's when I said to that person "The hexbear bacons at midnight" and they didn't give the reply that I knew they were a fucking POSER.
that image took suspiciously long to load and for a second i was like "oh shit did i just click on
"That's what we could have if people stopped fucking around and took posting seriously.
personalization
communism
my econ 101 professor said that's impossible!
This is my biggest pet peeve. Everyone wants to larp as a Hexbear but no one wants to put on the oversized paws.
I need a time and location to eliminate myself as the possible perpetrator
Oh so you don't wear your uniform either? I guess I'm the only one around here who still BELIEVES IN THINGS. who GIVES A SHIT.
I just keep my uniform next to my bed. Takes less than a minute to put it on and I can check it in the mirror as I start my morning routine. Do better.
I'm under Deep Cover(ed in shit and didn't want to make my uniform dirty)
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